There’s a woman I know who every 4th of July really thinks that if she gets the right spray tan and hits the right party, that she might finally meet the right man. She meets some really interesting people, but even at her advanced age she just can’t seem to get it right.Maybe it’s all the lingering issues this woman has in her head.
You will get hounded by someone who will tell you their name no less than seven times. They say “love the one you’re with.” I say love the party you’re at . I’ve helped millions of men and women around the globe achieve success in their dating, social and personal lives.
If he is, you may want to find out quickly, because who knows what kind of 4th of July orgasm he can bring.
So today when you’re watching the fireworks and searching for a great party, cut yourself some slack.
If this damn recession wasn’t happening, then maybe people would feel better about her.
Then there’s all the constant bickering she has with Iran, Iraq and North Korea.
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